Asian sack riding

Why the fuck are Asians so ..

COol???=/..

" If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet... " Kimberly Joyce (Pretty Persuasion)

Wow. Yes, yes that statement is 100% accurate I must say, cause as far as I know, Asian chicks are the perfect image of an ideal "girly-girl" dont you think? ....those rosy red cheeks, adorable cute facial expressions...They're completley loveable! And completely submissive!!! (well, it seems like it.) =O But it's qualities like that that make it easier for me to not envy them! hahaa! Cause really, usually and if not most of the time, i always like 2 think ov myself in an asian form. :O You know...jet black hair, tiny feet, petite body...Such a docile pleasant image, so pure, so fine, so fantasy like.

But then yet again, I think about the TYPICAL asian wife...Subservant, submissive, the "yin" rather than the "yang." And as much as the Chinese Astrology claims I'm a "yin" i really beg to differ. I'm COMPLETLEY the opposite. I'm headstrong, adventerous, and straight-forward. I'ma strategist. Nothing gets done hap-hazardly, but IT does get DONE, with or WITHOUGHT your help, cause quite frankly, chances are, I don't need it.

And it's that headstrong, loud, boastful attitude that would JUST DRIVE an Asian man off the wall! Hahaa! He'd try beat me senseless with his Taekwondo moves, and me? well as for me, I'd take him on with my own Martial Arts/Taebo Boxing moves I learned from Billy Bank's "Taebo Cardio Workouts" DVD I bought a while back. It'll be havoc in the house actually. He'd tell me to cook, and I'd tell him to "wait a minuit, I'm busy." Lol =P Yea. Guess I was born black for a reason. And being black DOES come with its perks I guess.

Lol, it's like Kimberly Joyce from the film ..Pretty Persuasion.. goes to say, "If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry."

Well put Kimberly, lol Well put. ^_^